New Bulk Cartridge Option!

Are you ready to back up the truck and load up on smoothness? A whisper became a roar and by very popular demand among our illustrious UNO clientele, we listened. You wanted cartridges in bulk. And now you can get them, and on the low-low too.

We decided that the loyal UNO posse deserves even more options to save even more money, because that's what we're about. What we're rolling out here is a price so small that it can't be beat. Kinda like ol' “toxic-masculinity” Gillette's dinky wang.

Anyway, look here – the big razor companies would never do this for you, which is exactly why we are. Our unbelievably premium, platinum and teflon coated stainless steel blades continuously outperform the cheap, thin ribbon steel they put in those 3, 4 and 5 blade hunks of garbage they call razors. They're made to fail, and fast. That's how they keep you on their steady revenue rolls. Our blade quality and longevity absolutely destroys theirs. Period. And they know it, too.

So, don't intermix your new beautiful UNO shaving routine with a turd sandwich store razor because it's easier to obtain on short notice. Not even for a day. Let us fix that for you. With this new rollout, UNO cartridges just hit less than 69 cents each plus modest shipping- making it the least expensive premium razor cartridge in the world. In. The. World.

And as you know, with UNO you'll save yourself from the razor burn, bite, rash and ingrown hair you get with a multi-blade too. It’s simply the best razor for necks, balls, legs, bikini lines and anywhere you want irritation-free smoothness.

UNO has always been on a mission to undermine the shaving lie - the fallacy that you need to spend more money, and have more blades to shave well. It's been clowned-on forever. They even clowned it in a skit on SNL decades ago. And it's still true. We have literally all been bullshitted by marketing. Time to end it. Send two in the air over Gillette's head, and let them know you're done.

Go ahead and order your 48 Bulk Pack today and we’ll get it shipped out to you ASAP. Because unlike Gillette, UNO doesn’t take big loads, we deliver them.